What is Fml?
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short for: Fuck My Life
I just totally dropped that pass. FML guys.
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Made popular from the teen movie Superbad, in the scene where the employee at the liquor says "Fuck My Life".
fml is an easier, faster way of saying something when nothings going your way.
Broseph: Yo i got a 85 on the test, how'd you do?
Brosk: I failed, fml.
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fuck my life
when one is in a bad situation and needs to fill that agravated sigh in with a word.
"dude i think your mom is making out with that guy again."
"fml....not again."
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4.
an acronym for Fuck My Life, but also the name of a popular website, where people post their embarrassing stories. They all start with Today and end with FML
Today, I put skittles up my vagina, to be cute for my boyfriend on valentines day, so i would taste good. As he was eating me out, he pushed one skittle up so far and couldn't get it out. I ended in up in the ER for 4 hours, with laughing nurses. FML.
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5.
Fuck me, Lambert-An acronym referring to Adam Lambert and his extreme sexiness. This acronym can be used whenever one encounters media related to Adam Lambert, and is overwhelmed with lust. A wider use of this acronym can occur when one merely intends to express feelings of lust (similar to UNF)
1. Did you see the Rolling Stone cover of Adam? Jeez, FML.
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The acronym for Fuck My Life. Originated from the popular film "Superbad". Used in a situation that causes much anger or strong feelings.
1. The drunk man awoke next to another man in his bed and said oh "FML"
2. The man was hit by a car and yelled "FML"
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Fuck my life. Pretty self explanitory. It's when life gets really hard, and all you want to say is "fuck my life". Coined by the liquor store employee in Superbad.
I have five exams this week....FML (Fuck my life).
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