What is Fml Monday?
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On the same premise as TGI Friday, the term stands for "Fuck My Life it's Monday." This term is appropriate for any given Monday where in which someone feels that their life has been completely and utterly fucked. For most people, all Mondays seem appropriate.
My alarm went off, I rolled over, shut it off, and said "FML Monday."
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a big piece of pussy.
In her desperation, Karlita offered him a huge, heaping, steaming slice of her pootang pie.
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