What is Fobster?
1.
fat + lobster, when a fat person gets sunburn
That fobster had a white stripe under his belly.
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2.
Someone new to to the English vocabulary and literature range.
Woman: "Where are you from, sir? Can you write your name here, please.."
Man: "I from tat island of a long far away at home, I tone nau how du sbell, I got real real bore eyezight."
Woman: "Ehh... This Fobster doesn't make any sense."
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3.
Fall Out Boy groupie or wannabe
Someone who is obsessed with Fall Out Boy
Look at that fobster singing the wrong lyrics to "This ain't a scene, it's an arms race"!
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Someone imbued with a sense of duty to draw the attention of purveyors of food not to use too much salt.
Deriv. NaCl (salt) + activist
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Proof that oil and water DO mix after all.
This nasty-tasting, solidified soyoil is used as a substitute for real cheese, which at leas..
