Fobster

What is Fobster?


1.

fat + lobster, when a fat person gets sunburn

That fobster had a white stripe under his belly.

See red, sunburn, seafood, shellfish, obese

2.

Someone new to to the English vocabulary and literature range.

Woman: "Where are you from, sir? Can you write your name here, please.."

Man: "I from tat island of a long far away at home, I tone nau how du sbell, I got real real bore eyezight."

Woman: "Ehh... This Fobster doesn't make any sense."

See fob, islander, samoan, coconut, bonga, brown, stupid, immigrant

3.

Fall Out Boy groupie or wannabe

Someone who is obsessed with Fall Out Boy

Look at that fobster singing the wrong lyrics to "This ain't a scene, it's an arms race"!

See fob, f.o.b., mobster, fall out boy, pete wentz


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