Foms

What is Foms?


1.

Fear of Missing Something. The emotion that compels you to join your friends when you know you shouldn't or really don't feel like it.

I was really tired from the night before but I got a serious case of the FOMS and went out anyway.

2.

A chronic illness in which the affected is obsessed and sexually attracted to older men. (FOMS = Fetish for Old Men Syndrome)

You dirty slut! You like Sean Connery? You have a serious case of FOMS!

See elkhorn

3.

Fear of Missing Something. Constant worry of friends having fun while you're doing something else.

Damn, the girls are going to Dewey Beach this week-end and I have to go to a family wedding. I'm going to have major FOMS.

See fomo, fmo, fms, anti-social, dgs, dgas

4.

The acronym for "falls off my seat". Commonly used to replace "lmao" or "rofl"

Person 1: why did the girl throw her clock out the window?

Person 2: why?

Person 1: to see time fly

Person 2: FOMS!!!! XDDD

See foms, lmao, rofl, falling


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