What is Fondling The Fondant/creamed Her Egg?


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A term used to describe what well sprung males like to do to their ho's to celebrate Easter each year. This event is usually brought on by a sugar rush from overdosing on Cadbury Creme Eggs and may result in a “second coming.” Because of his over-excitement, the male usually forgets to put on a condom and may live to regret this experience.

“Hey, my ho had me over for Easter and I was fondling the fondant/creamed her egg. I ‘aint ready to be no Mother fuckin’ Daddy-o! I can’t believe I played myself like this!”

See ejaculation, blowing a load


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