What is Fonk?
1.
An extreme form of funk.
Damn, wash yourself! You got fonk.
2.
this is like sayin u have beef with somebody..fonkin
are they still fonkin with them?
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3.
the act of smoking canabis sativa with close friends. slang for canabis.
"hey tom lets go fonk one on the roof"
or "hey minus got any fonk".
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4.
a merger of the words: fart & honk; to describe the sound of a fart when mentioning it.
I laughed so hard, I accidentally released a fonk.
5.
A dance invented by Kirsty
Do the fonk with me baby ;)
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6.
a cross between fuck and bonk
"where's Jim?"
"he's upstairs fonking Betty"
7.
1) According to Adam Lafontaine, this is the sound a penguin makes while it is being raped.
2) A word used to make fun of Adam Lafontaine for his stupidity and tendency to make up stupid words.
1) "FONK FONK" = "Help me, i'm a penguin being raped! Help me, i'm a penguin being raped!"
2) *Adam enters room* "FONK FONK FONK FONK" = "Adam, you're an idiot"
