Fonk

What is Fonk?


1.

An extreme form of funk.

Damn, wash yourself! You got fonk.

2.

this is like sayin u have beef with somebody..fonkin

are they still fonkin with them?

See beef, heat, mad, fight, funk

3.

the act of smoking canabis sativa with close friends. slang for canabis.

"hey tom lets go fonk one on the roof"

or "hey minus got any fonk".

See fank, funk

4.

a merger of the words: fart & honk; to describe the sound of a fart when mentioning it.

I laughed so hard, I accidentally released a fonk.

5.

A dance invented by Kirsty

Do the fonk with me baby ;)

See PJ

6.

a cross between fuck and bonk

"where's Jim?"

"he's upstairs fonking Betty"

7.

1) According to Adam Lafontaine, this is the sound a penguin makes while it is being raped.

2) A word used to make fun of Adam Lafontaine for his stupidity and tendency to make up stupid words.

1) "FONK FONK" = "Help me, i'm a penguin being raped! Help me, i'm a penguin being raped!"

2) *Adam enters room* "FONK FONK FONK FONK" = "Adam, you're an idiot"


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