The Cold Finger Edit Meaning

1. A penis that is relative in size to a golf pencil, width and length included. M-Hey Johnny, guess what? J-What? M-You totally have a ..

1. When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves. Matt met Lindsay and ga..

1. Box of smashed crabs. 1. a particularly messy object 2. An incredibly ugly person Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of sm..