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A penis that is relative in size to a golf pencil, width and length included.
M-Hey Johnny, guess what?
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When a guy ejaculates on someone else's back, sticks a business card where the cum puddle is, then leaves.
Matt met Lindsay and ga..
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Box of smashed crabs.
1. a particularly messy object
2. An incredibly ugly person
Jeeeeesus - She's got a face like a box of sm..