What is Food Sound?
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The sound that is produced when opening, rearranging, or consuming a food product that comes in a package or wrapper, such as potato chips or Pop Tarts. This auditory phenomenon is especially prevalent when the consumer is trying to eat the comestibles covertly.
While I was trying to secretly eat my breakfast pastry during my important committee meeting, the wrapper crinkled and everyone looked noticed. Damn you, food sound!
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