Foot In Lard

What is Foot In Lard?


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when you are fucking a really fat chick and when u pull out if feels like your penis is stuck in mud

I was drunk at a party and nailed a fat chick. It was total foot in lard with not enough lub in the world.

See fat chick, stuck, lub, fatty


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