Football Widow

What is Football Widow?


1.

N. A woman who must cope with the temporary death of her relationship during football games.

Nothing will draw Stalney away from the TV on Sunday. Jill realized she's become a football widow.

See hockey widow

2.

A football (or any sport) widow is a lady forced to get a replacement sex partner during the football season. Her husband is so busy lusting after the big macho football players that she can bring her boy friend over & screw him in their bed. The stupid ass husband never even notices.

A sex starved football widow has to go elsewhere for sex.Can be to a guy or another girl. Often it's the wife of husband's football watching buddy.

See sex deprived


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