What is Foozballitis?
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A sharp pain in the tendons of your arm that you get when you play fooball too often. It disables you from easy, everyday tasks such as making a fist, doing push-ups, or simply masturbating. It feels like your tendons are very crusty.
Guy: "Ah man, I have the worst foozballitis. My tendons are all crusty!"
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A childhood friend of Britney Spears who married her for a day after a A LOT of drinking.
Often mistaken for the Seinfeld guy.
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1. gross mispronunciation of sesquipedalian, which means "characterized by long words"
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