What is Jon's Mom?
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An extraordinarily attractive woman found in K-town. although most who hear this do not believe until they actually see this foxoliscious woman. No photos of Victoria Mathews have been found as it is believed she is too hot to be kept on film or digital imagery. This legendary woman has also been known to turn straight females into lesbians, and gays straight. There is no possible way to resist Jon's mom.
"I'd tap jon's mom, shes a foxxx"
"yo man i did last night, it was hawwwwwttt"
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-brightened with light
It will take man his whole life to find it...But when he does, he won't know what to do with it.
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A skanky hooker name used for a female, who is about 5''2, has large thighs, a really hairy stomach, and is irish and brazilli..
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willing to do it, think it's a good idea. Usually used by people at a String cheese, Phish, or Ben harper event.
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