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A great way to waste the first few minutes of a corporate meeting while sharing each other's stupid mistakes.
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Australian phrase meaning: On the double. Super quick. ASAP. Right now. Without having a wank first.
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When you recieve a blumpkin and the turd that you produce is at least as wide as it is long (see chode)
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