What is Forbidden Porter?
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When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.
"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".
"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"
"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"
"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"
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