Forbidden Porter

What is Forbidden Porter?

When a friendly MALE proceeds to forcfully stimulate your prostate with an OPEN alcoholic beverage bottle.

"OH DEAR GOD! i got FP'd soo hard last night that my insides are shaped like a bottle of lucky lager".

"check it out, stan just bottled my colon"

"my prostate smells a little bit like hops!!!"

"the forbidden porter is the rugby of mallardville"

See forbidden, porter, beer, bottle

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