What is Fork Union Military Academy?
1.
"Military" School in central Virginia where how much money mommy and daddy give it decides your rank and whether you get kicked out or not and sports are worshipped despite their teams' terrible record. Great place to sell dip.
Cadet 1: He didn't get kicked out for all that?!
Cadet 2: The circle at Fork Union Military Academy is named after him...
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2.
A military academy full of horny males that are attracted to anything without a penis. They are great guys once you get past their ravenous, flesh-craving nature... really.
Katie: so, we went to FUMA today, and wherever we went, there was always a pair of eyes on us.. kinda creepy...
