Forteller Edit Meaning

1. When you are dropping a brown bomb and someone turns the lights out on you. I just sqeezed out a jungle dump because Douchy McDoucherso..

1. To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink. I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back. See ..

1. Easiest tasks of the day in your dull, mindless office job 'You know... I'm gonna need you to go ahead and take care of the l..