Fortunati Edit Meaning

1. Pronounced FAR-shun. Rationing a fart in order to use it at a more "appropriate" time. I had bad gas while sitting at my des..

1. Fat but fast. That 400 pound sprinter sure is fatst! Carl Lewis was the fastest man alive. Then he gained 60 pounds and became the fat..

1. Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom o..