Fortunati Edit Meaning

1. Someone who contributes nothing to the conversation and drains your will to speak. Trying to get Christie to speak is like trying to ge..

1. The person who looks like the Walrus from Chilly-Willy. Must make outlandish comments like 'Harvard costs $60,000', 'Popc..

1. A usually badass person that has special permissions from the government to harvest geoducks. They live fast-lives with even faster wome..