Fortune

What is Fortune?


1.

Fortune, with a capital F, is the classical figure personifying fortune (with a lower-case F). Usually depicted as a person with a wheel full of outcomes; whatever the wheel is spun to is what happens.

(For the idea of a personified abstraction, consider Death, with a capital D, the cloaked figure with a scythe who personifies death, with a lower-case d.)

O, Fortune, how thou hast abandoned me!

See death, personification

2.

A skinny little nigger boy who has a Mexican Penis. Is extremely proud of his queer dreadlocks. Short in stature and extremely skinny too. He loves to give Hot Carls and Steamy Daves. Smokes weed at homosexual friends houses. Has to do all the work in the sack, cause he doesn't know how to give a woman an Orgasm. Has no A$$ at all. Thinks "YO NIGGA" is a term of endearment.

YO NIGGA! I'm Black Bitch My name is Fortune

See fortune, nigger, skinny


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