What is Fortune Cookie Bullshit?
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Advice or wisdom passed that offers little or no value to a situation. Typically based on common knowledge that is skewed based on ignorance, or a similar isolated past situation that occurred in a third party's life that has nothing to do with the current situation.
"Cara hasn't called for like 3 hours."
"Dude, she's fucking someone else, probably one of your friends or a close relative. Maybe even one of your teachers from high school"
"Uh, how can you tell that?"
"Totally happened to my cousin's friend, the one that works over at Public Storage."
"What kind of fortune cookie bullshit is that? You're an asshole, my friend."
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another name used to describe a very bithcy old lady who cant get laid even with cash
brenna: what the freak is she yelling at me for?
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A person who partakes in the violent act of pounding someone in the asshole.
After a night out on the town, James, a notorious doughnut..
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The hatred of teenagers.
A condition that seems to affect the majority of Urban Dictionary.
Go look up the definition of teenager. Tha..
