Fortune Cootchie

What is Fortune Cootchie?

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fortune cootchie

A 'cootchie', or vagina, in which is found large sums of cash. It has become this way either because the woman is a stripper, or because of some sort of sick fetish involving dollar bills and/or gold ingots. Also used to describe a woman of execptional beauty.

This term is a play on words derived from 'fortune cookie', the small cookies given away free at chinese restaurants that contain a 'fortune', a prediction of good luck or a small proverb.

"That bitch got fortune cootchie!" the shopping-cart-pushing man called out as the well endowed woman walked past.

The stripper said to Dave: "Crack open my fortune cootchie and see what suprise is waiting inside".

"You want see fortune cootchie?" the prostituteasked in broken english.

See gold, money, cash, bitch
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