What is Fortune Dookie?
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When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.
Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.
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opposite of "boo" or "beau". asshole, dickhead,fucker. all not nice things to say to people rolled into one word.
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A PENIS EJACULATING. it is cumming. it is jizzing. sperm is comming out of its eye.
(_)IIIIIIID~~~ is a dick ejaculating
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douche of the douche, the ultimate douchebag......may or may not be from france......
"Douche le fuckin douche," you are dumb..
