Fortune Dookie

What is Fortune Dookie?

1.

When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.

Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.

See beaching, upper-decker, poop, deuce
24

Random Words:

Qwipes
1. the Qwipes is a controversial subject. Some believe it isn't real, but others(namely me, andrew and ryan) know its real. it is a de..
Read more
Serwer
1. n00b/Eastern European spelling of "server". "Man, that serwer sux."..
Read more
Yarder
1. Short for "backyard wrestler". People of whom take various weapons that are used to perform acts of violence towards one anot..
Read more

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.



Get it for Free