Fortune Dookie

What is Fortune Dookie?


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When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.

Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.

See beaching, upper-decker, poop, deuce


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