Joned

What is Joned?


1.

verb. The combination of the two words ownedand jewed.

A person getting jewed, and thus owned.

Corban: Man, the apartment complex kept all of out deposit even though there was nothing wrong with it!

Dallas: Yeah, we got joned!

See jowned, owned, jewed, 0wn3d, jooed

2.

To be owned or even pwned, by a short welsh maths teacher by the name of Mr. Jones.

Player 1: Jesus man, you just got Joned!

Player 2: Aww man

Player 1: Hahaha, I Joned you good and proper

Player 2: Don't use that terminology, it freaks me out man .

Player 1: Woohoo, you just got Joned!

Player 2: *Scared* oh my god he's in this very room!

See owned, pwned, beaten, games, xbox, ps3, xbox 360, pc, slang, own3d, pwn3d

3.

it's like owned, but more intense. also j0w3d

1. you just got joned!

2. total jonezer man!!


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