Fortune Monkey Edit Meaning

1. A Vasilus is a very secretive mammal. Though stealthy, it can often be recognized by its glowing blue nipples. Its nethers contain repro..

1. Used by a young attractive female to ask a much older man to take her out for a meal followed by sex. Hello there Professor Thompson, I..

1. A phrase used to describe things that are exceedingly cool. Used by Noel Fielding in Nevermind the Buzzcocks to describe his team, as w..