Fountain

What is Fountain?


1.

A small town of about 15,000 south of Colorado Springs. There is absolutely nothing to do in this town so everyone goes to Albertacos to fight the Widefield and Mesa Ridge garbage that hangs out there. There are only 10 attractive girls in Fountain because the rest of the girls enjoy wearing baby phat jackets, jerzey skirts, cheap hollister clothes, and mudd jeans. Girls in Fountain lack personal ethics because of their extensive use of the drug "X". The attractive girls either play volleyball or soccer. Sometimes the cheerleaders can be attractive, but most of the times their names sound like cheap Whiskey like Paradise. The guys in Fountain are typically ignorant and think they are hard. Most of the guys claim to be "gangsta" but their parents are in the military, so they were probably born in Kansas or some other "non-gangsta" town. Kids in Fountain typically drink McCormicks vodka or Burnett's because they lack the money or the connections to drink anything out of a glass bottle. Many times kids will drink in the basement of their heritage home or in the backyard of their trailer park. If Fountain kids graduate and do not go to college, they will end up working at Wal-Mart or Loaf N Jug. There is always going to be the kids that graduated years before at the high school parties trying to explain how their class was the best. AKA Class of 2005. The most popular drug is cheap marijuana and "X". The high school would be nothing without the Social Studies pod because 95% of the other teachers have only taught for a year. Most teachers will be fired before they receive tenure from the state of Colorado.

Fountain girl- "Hey Paradise wanna hit up dat party dis weekend on Fort Carson."

Fountain girl 2- "Hell yeah... I'll bring da McCormicks."

See fountain, f-town

2.

When a woman orgasms so strongly she secretes her love juices violently.

Volume is enough to be felt dripping off her partners balls!

We had sex till she fountained

See gusher, gush, fountaining

3.

Verb.

To Be A Fountain.

Used in context, it is commonly found in the one phrase that will redeem you whilst puking or vomiting after a heavy night of drinking.

"I'm a fountain" (Preceded by or interrupted by puking.)

See puke, vomit, drunk, wasted, sober

4.

A small town of about 15,000 south of Colorado Springs. There is absolutely nothing to do in this town so everyone goes to Albertacos to fight the Widefield and Mesa Ridge garbage that hangs out there. There are only 10 attractive girls in Fountain because the rest of the girls enjoy wearing baby phat jackets, jerzey skirts, cheap hollister clothes, and mudd jeans. Girls in Fountain lack personal ethics because of their extensive use of the drug "X". The attractive girls either play volleyball or soccer. Sometimes the cheerleaders can be attractive, but most of the times their names sound like cheap Whiskey like Paradise. The guys in Fountain are typically ignorant and think they are hard. Most of the guys claim to be "gangsta" but their parents are in the military, so they were probably born in Kansas or some other "non-gangsta" town. Kids in Fountain typically drink McCormicks vodka or Burnett's because they lack the money or the connections to drink anything out of a glass bottle. Many times kids will drink in the basement of their heritage home or in the backyard of their trailer park. If Fountain kids graduate and do not go to college, they will end up working at Wal-Mart or Loaf N Jug. There is always going to be the kids that graduated years before at the high school parties trying to explain how their class was the best. AKA Class of 2005. The most popular drug is cheap marijuana and "X". The high school would be nothing without the Social Studies pod because 95% of the other teachers have only taught for a year. Most teachers will be fired before the receive tenure from the state of Colorado.

Fountain girl- "Hey Paradise wanna hit up dat party dis weekend on Fort Carson."

Fountain girl 2- "Hell yeah... I'll bring da McCormicks."

See fountain, colorado springs, fort, carson

5.

Can be used as a verb or noun

1. When you quickly drop online currency in one spot and watch n00bs pick it up. Acuired the name fountain because in Maplestorywhen you quickly drop mezors, it looks like a fountain of coins.

2. Putting your hand in your pocket, grabbing all the loose change, and quickly throwing it on the ground to see what happens. Mostly for entertainment purposes.

1. Lol, look at that noob feeding off that fountain

2. Dude, yesterday i fountained a bunch of change in front of some hobos and one of them lost an ear fighting for one of the dimes

See mezor, noob, leet, 1337, money, hobo, feed, poor

6.

a male penis. especially when erect.

wow he has a large fountain. I wish mine looked like that.

See sperm, ejaculation, dick, kadink, rhino, monkey, fun stick, magic unicorn


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