What is Fp?
1.
Short for 'Fat Pussy.'
Used to describe someone who is known for making excuses or backing out of plans.
Originated at UC Davis to describe students who did not want to partake in drunken festivities.
Don't be an FP, come to the bars with us!
2.
(exclamation) "First Post!"
An exclamation of surprise uttered on finding a topic or post with no replies yet. Used especially on high-traffic sites such as Slashdot where it is very rare to find an item that has not already been replied to.
w00t! I gots me an FP!
3.
Meaning fat potential. Refers to a girl who is not necessarily fat, but who has the potential to ballon into a fat ass-cow like creature. If you are unsure if a girl fits into this category take my father's advice and "look at the mother to see what the girl is going to look like in the future."
"Hey does my girlfriend have fp?"
"Yes"
"I'm going to dump her tomorrow"
4.
Fat Potential, used in the movie "Sasquatch Gang" to describe a skinny girl in a store, who in the future could inflate
"damn look at that babe!"
"i wouldn't go for her."
"why not?"
"she has serious FP"
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5.
Floppy Penis
I went to have sex with my girlfriend and got FP. Totally sucked.
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6.
fp
mate ,i would
i know
mate , who wouldn't?
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7.
The Floating Ponce. His presence is often found navigating it's way around the Bede College social area. Habits include walking too and from the Klix machine without purchasing coffee, circum-navigating the central table (otherwise known as 'table de sick cunt') and floating around the social area's computer section. His hovering is a source of distraction but mainly acts as a source of nausea, adding to the general sickness felt upon sitting in the Social Area. He's valued at £8.00.
"Oh shit it's the FP"
"Stop floating - fucking FP - sick cunt"
"You've been attacked by the social! FP, Matrix, No Fear etc."
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