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Will occur when a man is having sex with a woman, vaginal or anal, while dipping or chewing tobacco. The man removes his penis for a spl..
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freezing a turd for use as a dildo
"Ready in half an hour" called Bob as he stuck a turd in the freezer for use as a dildo..
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Dried sperm on the computer keyboard resulting from masturbation while surfing porn on the internet.
Dang it! My computer keyboard stop..