What is Frank Thomas?
1.
A bad-ass baseball player of the Chicago White Sox.
Man Frank Thomas sure can nail an opponent. He enjoy making teams look bad.
Frank Thomas' famous quote about Michael Jordan joining the White Sox in 1993.
"The next person who asks me about Michael Jordan, I'm kicking that person's ass!"
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2.
The best right handed hitter in the 90s and still one of if not the best when healthy. If you ignore that juiced up maniac Barry Bonds, he has the best active adjusted OPS.
1993 MVP.
1994 MVP.
2000 MVP, once he gets his trophy back from juicer Jason Giambi. Frank Thomas never did steroids, and has always been outspoken against steroids, while his contemporaries Jason Giambi, Gary Sheffield, and Barry Bonds have admitted using steroids, Sammy Sosa has refused to take a test for steroids, and Mark McGwire refuses to address steroids entirely. Should be a hall of famer, but will probably get the Jim Rice treatment from the media and player haters that comes with greatness.
Frank Thomas hit a ball 495 feet of off Cy Young Award Winner Johan Santana.
3.
1) A lazy, overpaid arrogant douchbag who fakes his injuries, but not quite as well as he fakes his commitment to baseball.
2) To play 1/3 season, unless an MVP season, then say fuck-it, I'm injured now!!!
That good for nothing 1-12 pitcher, with a 7.05 ERA, doesn't do shit and now he pulls a Frank Thomas with a hamstring injury. What horseshit!!!
