Frankencougar

What is Frankencougar?


1.

A mature woman who, in her attempt to lure younger prey, has had a visibly frightening amount of plastic surgery.

Guy 1: Yikes!

Guy 2: What?

Guy 1: Frankencougar, three o'clock, ready to pounce.

Guy 2: Dude, that's Janice Dickinson!

See frankenstein, cougar, puma, plastic, surgery


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