What is Frappucinophobia?
1.
When you go into a coffee shop and are scared shitless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can't decide what you want because there are way too many options.
"Hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? I got an Americano"
"I got scared and just ordered a scone. I had some really bad frappucinophobia."
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