Frappucinophobia

What is Frappucinophobia?


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When you go into a coffee shop and are scared shitless when the indie-rocker barrista is eyeing you down and you can't decide what you want because there are way too many options.

"Hey man, what kind of coffee did you get? I got an Americano"

"I got scared and just ordered a scone. I had some really bad frappucinophobia."

See frappucino, chai anxiety, coffee, starbucks


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