What is Free Willy?
1.
To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.
If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
2.
Former President Clinton's favorite movie. He saw it with Monica Lewinski.
Clinton: This is my favorite part of the, ugh , movie.
Monica: Wow! Look at that blowhole spew!
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3.
The taking out of one's penis. Whipping out one's dick, usually to take a piss or get a blow job.
"Pull over, I've gotta free Willy!"
or, "When she gave me that look, I knew it was time to free Willy."
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4.
when getting on the freeway, going from the on-ramp all the way to the innermost lane in one pass.
if you hurry up, you're gonna get a free willy right into the carpool lane!
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5.
The hardest work for any person(s) of Asian decent to pronounce, due to the two "l's". When the do say it, the results are beyond funny. Often, people prank phone call Asian residences and food stores and attempt to convince them to say it.
Mr. Wong: Herro?
Person: What was that movie with the Whale? Free....?
Mr Wong: Frhee Wihrry?
Person:**laughs** Yes! It was Free Willy!
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6.
When 2 people take a jump rope and put it between their legs and walk around!
also known as WANKER WILLY
Morgan and Chanel like to do free willy.
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7.
a man that dumps his girlfriend/wife for another man
i carn't believe jerry cheated on his wife,well he's a free willy now
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