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"Women are like parking spaces: The good ones are always taken."
The theory that when unsure of whether or not a woman is sin..
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Two of the most dreaded words in the English language. You have lost your job.
Even the hint of a "Your Fired" moment strikes..
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Getting so completely fucked up at work that you can't function or do anything correctly at all.
Dude 1: I'm so ducked out ri..