Freemanic Paracusia

What is Freemanic Paracusia?


1.

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."

See xkcd, disorder, viagra, morgan, freeman, randall, munroe, nasa

2.

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.

Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.

See morgan, freeman, disorder, xkcd, webcomic, voice

3.

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman

Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."

Guy2: "You really need to get out more."

See morgan, freeman, xkcd, illness

4.

A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.

Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."

See xkcd, tinnitus

5.

a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman

See xkcd, comics, internet, humor, nerd, computers


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