What is Freemanic Paracusia?
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A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
While surfing the internet, Randall, a sufferer of Freemanic Paracusia, was confronted with a spam advertisement and found comfort in the thought of Morgan Freeman reading it aloud to him: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my, isn't that something."
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A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the voice of Morgan Freeman.
Jim just gets lost in whatever he's reading ever since he got Freemanic Paracusia.
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A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman
Guy1: "Dammit, since I read xkcd I've had Freemanic Paracusia."
Guy2: "You really need to get out more."
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A disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of Morgan Freeman.
Even this Viagra spam is soothing when heard through the distorting perception of Freemanic Paracusia: "Why, you could enlarge your penis for cheap. My, my. Isn't *that* something."
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a disorder wherein you hear everything you read in the comforting voice of morgan freeman
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