Freezing Jesus

What is Freezing Jesus?

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To make a (video) chat lag and/or freeze by spamming the comments. Usually due to a large amount of lurking people suddenly reacting to someone appearing on the webcam after hours of staring at a table/notebook/etc.

Coming from Ryland Blackinton's (Cobra Starship) "Who froze Jesus?" reaction to someone's "Jesus it's frozen" comment upon the sudden lag in the video.

Also see shelf kids.

Shelf kid #1: OMG I SAW SOMETHING MOVE!!!1!

Shelf kid #2: OMFG ME TOO RIGHT THERE IN THE RIGHT CORNER!!!

Shelf kid #3: IT'S GABE OMG HI GABE GABEY GABEY GABEY!!!11!!1

Shelf kid #1 & 2: GAAAAAAAABE HI GABE SOUND PLZ GABEGABEGABE SOUNDDDDDD!!!!! COME ON GABE QUIT TEASIN US UNMUTE PLZZZZ!!11

Etc.

Shelf kid #4: Stop freezing Jesus, y'all!

See cobra starship, shelf kids
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