French Toast Edit Meaning

1.

A food that, contrary to popular belief, is not called "toast by the french. It's called lost bread.

Frenchman: Would you like some lost bread?

American: You mean french toast?

2.

Egging someone else's property, usually a car, then covering it with slices of bread, and leaving it in the sun. The sun cooks the eggs, baking the bread and ruining the car. Hence, french toast.

The Principal gave me detention the other day, so me and Pablo French Toasted his car.

See french, toast, egg, douchebaggitry

3.

1) An easy Breakfast to make.

2) Joan of Arc

I like French Toast.

See french, toast, joan of arc, joan

4.

A method of swearing often used in place of other swear words when in the presence of children

"This dumb son of a french toast of a locker isn't opening."

"This is not a time for a person to french toast our project up."

See fuck, damn, bitch, swearing, minors

5.

When you pull the wedgie out of her ass with your teeth.

Oh my gosh honey, I have a wedgie from hell....Stop....Drop, ASS in the AIR....pull her pants down and shove those teeth in her ass, clamp down....and pull!!

"The French Toast" no mas wedgie

See ass, wedgie, pants down, booty

6.

When you shit on a man or womans bossoms and then flatten it down and cut it into squares and spread butter on it

JOHN::Oi mate wana make french toast this morning?

Michelle:Oh yer whos chest shall we use?

See shit, toast, tonge, hello

7.

Soggy toast considered inferior to crisp American toast.

How's your French toast dear?

Soggy and ungrateful. But this American toast is a-okay.

See frogs, toast, american toast, Bill the Cat