What is Fretwanking?
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The act of playing the guitar in a way that is gratuitously self-indulgent, yet enjoyable and compelling to watch. Often includes facial movements to indicate the difficulty or sexuality of a solo.
Jeepers, have you seen Steve Vai's "Tender Surrender" video? It's practically spadgetastic!
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When seen with a group of bad looking women, often spotty, overweight, smelly or have a bad sense of fashion.
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