What is Missile Cushion?
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The act of folding about a full arms stretched out length of toilet paper, three times, laying it softly on top of the toilet water, and leaving a monster shit on top of it so that the shit is emerged from the water (for extra stinkage) and a nice surprise for the next visitor to capture the full on essence of your beautiful turd. (Do what you will with your buttwipe, just don't let it get in the way of your masterpiece.)
I owe this all to the man who named this glorious act... Without it, it's just a shit.
I left a big o' missile cushion in the shitter at work for Johnson to see.
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Just as it says. Say it out loud slowly in a John Wayne (slow, southern white) accent to get the full effect.
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