Friend Tax

What is Friend Tax?

The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.

Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."

Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."

See tax, baggage, boyfriend, girlfriend, loser

Shy Knob

1. a guy who cannot urinate in public, ie; urinals etc... "that dude is such a shy knob!" See shy, knob, dick, willy..

Was My Heart Then Filled With Mourning,

See unavailable, error, server 7. (v.i.) Out to lunch; not having it together; acting in a stupid way. Typically derogatory. Derivation: ..

Quietzapple

1. To quietly astound by sparkling, incisive wit. Sometimes ironic. He was quietzappling here the other day . . . He does rather quietzap..

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