Friend Tax

What is Friend Tax?

The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.

Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."

Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."

See tax, baggage, boyfriend, girlfriend, loser

Toilet Thumbing

1. The act of typing into a mobile communications device while seated in a toilet stall. I spent like two minutes today after lunch toilet..

Xravenx

1. OwNz in Starcraft, Broodwar, Halo PC, Diablo I/II/LoD, Warcraft I/II/Tides/III/Frozen Throne, etc. Also see Ownage, God, GoSu.....

Malted

1. Just means ur drunk off beer after 10 stellas ur probably malted See drunk, pissed, beer, alcohol, slaughtered..

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