Friend Tax

What is Friend Tax?

The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.

Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."

Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."

See tax, baggage, boyfriend, girlfriend, loser

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