Friend Tax

What is Friend Tax?

The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.

Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."

Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."

See tax, baggage, boyfriend, girlfriend, loser

Urinal Humper

1. A dude who stands so close to the urinal that he is actually straddling it. His toes are often touching the wall that the urinal is moun..

Zaghi

1. Scratches on the testes caused by teeth Last night that bitch gave me the worst case of zaghi ever. Slut needs a to take a power sande..

Johnny Cosmos

1. a drinking game where everyone has nicknames and people pound the table (fist fist clap) and a person says their nickname and then someo..

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