Friend Tax

What is Friend Tax?

The things you do out of obligation to friends in your life with no tangible expectation of payback.

Person 1: "Man, why do I have to invite Sheila's loser boyfriend? It's my damn party."

Person 2: "Suck it. Friend tax."

See tax, baggage, boyfriend, girlfriend, loser

Zzz-mail

1. The rare phenomenon that occurs when sleepwalkers go online and send e-mail in the wee hours of the night. Zzz-mail: What happens when ..

(^^,?

1. Smug face with ears. Hey dude, I heard you were making out with his mom. (^^,? (^^,? You like her, do you? You wanna do her, do you? ..

Pissdrunx

1. A state of alcoholic enlightenment that spawned a random phrase by a skateboarder that goes by the alias of Jamie. When totally off hi..

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