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when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.
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irrational fear of flags.
"Strange, my boyfriend's grandmother freaks out when she sees flags because of her vexiphobia."..
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When a chcik has a fuckable body but an ugly face she would be backdoorable
Man: hey mate would you root that chick
Mate: well she is ..