Froehlich Theorem

What is Froehlich Theorem?


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States that all events have a one in two chance of happening, commonly expressed as FT.

Therefore, the chance of anything = FT = 1/2

Applies to itself.

(Not to be confused with Joel's law, which is incorrect in the fact that it pertains to probability, not chance.)

Fat man: "Say yonder boy, what is the chance of me jumping 30 feet in the air?"

Yonder boy: "Why, the Froehlich Theorem states that your chance is FT, my good sir ."

(However the probability of said occurence happening would be almost nothing)

See theorem, joel, fat, yonder, probability, chance


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