What is Frosty-pirate?
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The act of semen being expelled from the penis, onto a persons eye when it is less than 32 degrees Fahrenheit. The semen freezes over the persons eye, like an eye patch. Then following the ejaculation, the person is kicked in the shin, to become a like a pirate with one eye and one leg.
"Yeah dude, I accidentally gave her a Frosty-pirate this morning, it was brutal."
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A man who is immensely attractive and fit, but mentally deficient in so many ways that he is only good for intercourse and to look at.
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What becomes of ones husband when his wife leaves him inside the bar to go out and smoke with 4 or more of her intoxicated friends.
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