What is Frozen Barney?
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Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"
"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"
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Panicky movement around unfamiliar genitalia when one's contact lens speeds away through a trough-flow
Witnessed at a gig in Nort..
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When the priest of a church jizzes in the holy water during the consecration.
"Dude I guzzled down the Pope's Snack last Sund..
