What is Frozen Barney?
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Taking a shit into a condom, freezing it, then, when frozen, using it like a dildo to fuck either yourself or someone else.
"I got so lonely last night, I barney'd myself"
"I bet those two fags are on their way to make some frozen barney's right now"
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Giving your lover a shit-moustache AND shit-goatee, transforming them into an older, more savvy, Dirty Sanchez
Sally always bitched abo..
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Someone who, on a regular basis or not, felates a donkey.
(kwoz-woggler)
Don't mess with that bitch, she's a total quaswoggl..