Fruitcake Martini

What is Fruitcake Martini?

What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.

Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.

See fruitcake, martini, rat tail, assault, bro

Meff Ear

1. When a person has really flat straight hair, and there ear pokes through the sides of the hair. 'that bitch has got major meff ear..

Retail Employee

1. Either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. Or a complete fuck-nugget who dicks around all day and decides ..

Brillo™

1. 1. Excessive pubic hair. 2. Especially course pubic hair. 3. Pubic hair that pokes through the underwear, bikini bottoms or jeans. ..

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