Fruitcake Martini

What is Fruitcake Martini?


1.

What goes down in the shower when one dude hits another dude with a wet towel.

Bro, that fruitcake martini is gonna leave a welt.

See fruitcake, martini, rat tail, assault, bro


90

Random Words:

1. happy, as a verb Person A: LOL Person B: Yes, lets. I love Italian food Person A: Wow, I will be happied when I finish this. Person ..
1. the uncontrollable urge to fucka dying animal while convulsing prior to death. I had to quiverfuck that clean white cooteron that doe I..
1. An extremely overpowered class in world of warcraft. If you go near one you may instantly combust due to their constant spamming of the..