What is Fruitchtable?
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A combination of fruit and vegetable. Used to describe a tomato, because people can never agree on whether it's a fruit or a vegetable. Can also be used to solve arguments on watermelon between the average person and a horticulturist.
Person one: Tomatos are obviously vegetables.
Person two: No, it's a fuit!
Person three: Let's just call it a fruitchtable.