Fruity

What is Fruity?


1.

"Fruity" has a precise meaning, but is difficult to define. Loosely speaking, the word refers to something which is cheerfully and perkily saccharine, naïve, generic, corny, banal, innocuous, un-self-consciously dippy, sexually neutered (or, conversely, having perverse subtexts), or just plain dumb - and is amusing because of it. Dorkiness which doesn't even know that it's dorky, but celebrates its own dorkiness anyway: that which is flamboyantly and happily retarded. Closely synonymous with gay, in the not-necessarily-homosexual sense.

Examples of fruitiness include:

* Those old TV commercials for Mentos ("The Freshmaker!")

* The theme song to "The Neverending Story"

* The 80s band Wham! (in fact, the 80s as a whole was quite possibly the Fruitiest Decade Ever)

* Those Slim Goodbody fitness programs they made you watch in elementary school

"Cats" may be the fruitiest show ever to grace Broadway.

See Greenie

2.

a guy that is not always gay but could be; he may act in a flamboyant, bouncy, or feminine way

gunther, the fashion designer, acts very fruity

See chris

3.

Something that seems odd or queer. Not neccesarily "gay".

I told my friend my Dad was acting fruity after I caught him dancing around in a banana costume.

See weird, odd, different, act

4.

A 1980's term used by homophobes to denote persons or items seemingly gay.

Yeah, I don't know about scrapbooking. That always seemed kinda fruity to me.

5.

Bert and Ernie from Sesame Street

bert and ernie have a real "close" relationship...its so fruity

6.

Slang term used to describe weed tasting like fruit.

Roll up that blunt of fruity.

See weed, dope, bud, dank, herb

7.

Reminiscient of fruit.

This gum tastes fruity.


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