What is Frunz?
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Frunz is the complete opposite of lulz. It can only be described as the anti-lulz. It's like uber frowns. Emo kids often suffer from bad frunz, which can stem from listening to shitty emotional music like Fall Out Boy, Hawthorne Heights, and Three Days Grace.
The only thing that can combat or stop frunz is totalulz . The dilemma here is that extreme lulz is usually only received by giving someone else frunz. This is the cause of the eternal lulz cycle.
Frunz usually happens when:
Rape occurs
Madonna tries to act
Russell Crowe tries to sing
People first find out about Furries, errotic fetishes, or the internet.
People get trolled. Especially when people are trolled IRL
Whenever pwnage occurs. The noob getting pwned usually gets frunz
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A short lanky man, with a small tuft of hair on top of his head, nad a larger one U know whrere. This type of man is known to cross his legs to keep down the abnormally large item that putrudes from them..... The Frunz people usually wears a very creepy and odd smile, along with a strangely loud laugh which can be heard echoing, and summoning his approach, wherever it might be. Frunz oftens spends most of his time in his office, whree he has much fun "talking" and "teaching" students.
"Frunz spidermanned the two young strapping young men into his office, and closed with the door. The last we saw of hm was a sneaky smile as he began to unzip his pants... hhmm..."
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