Fuck Long Island!

What is Fuck Long Island!?


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The way everyone else in the United States of America feels about an insignificant portion of New York.

Long Island

No one outside of the U.S.A. even recognizes their existence. FLI! No one cares about your segmented sectionalist New York culture. No one cares about your stupid iced tea. No one cares about your shitty, and they are shitty, beaches. No one cares about your ignorant, irritating homosexual Italian families.


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