Fuck Me Boots

What is Fuck Me Boots?


1.

Tall, tight footwear worn to nightclubs, house parties, bars, and other social locations, by women who wish to send the signal "fuck me".

Generally, the boots extend to at least mid-calf level -- usually, to the knee.

Leather is the traditional material, while latex or other shiny material signals a female ready to rut.

Obviously, these boots are worn with clothing that does not overlap -- usually, a short mini-skirt, furthering the "fuck me" signal.

Oh man, did you see C.P.D. wearing the fuck me boots? She's ready for some action!

See Dan

2.

Tall tight-fitting boots that extend at least to the knee but usually to the thigh with a three inch or higher stilleto heel.

She's not the best looking woman at this party but in those fuck me boots, she's the sexist.

See Marlene

3.

the original slang for prostiboots.

Uggs' arch-nemesis.

Form-fitting foot apparel worn for clubbing that traditionally extends above the knee to titillate both men and women alike.

Dick: "I love your fuck me boots."

(replied with shock and awe)

Mary: "Thanks."

4.

Boots that cock teasers like to wear to turn a guy on and leave him hanging.

Those fuck me boots and short skirt say that bitch wants it bad. The only fucking you will get from that cock tease is a dinner and bar bill.

See tease, yorkie, bar bitch, false advertising, chump, yorkie stomper

5.

Knee high brown or black leather sexy boots with a stiletto hill which are worn by young horny females along with a short skirt (usually denim) to send out the signal to men that they are up for some wild no strings sex or at least looking to suck some cock.

Hayley: Hey katy what should i wear tonight? Im so horny im on a mission to get fucked and to suck some dick tonight!

Emma: Well in that case you should put on your denim mini skirt and fuck-me-boots.

Hayley: Yeh good idea! When im in my fuck me boots the boys go wild. I can see them drewling when i walk into the club. I especially like to tease them and grind my ass up against their cock trying to give them a boner.

Dave: WOW hayley, you're my dream girl

Hayley: Aw Thanks, im way out of your league but you can fuck me anyway, i never say no to dick.

Dave: wow thanks, but can you do it in nothing but your fuck me boots?

Hayley: Sure, lets fuck!

UGH UGH UGH UGH...

2 minutes later...

Hayley: Dont you think my fuck-me-boots look better covered in cum?

Dave: Yeh, so does your face.

Hayley: Thanks, y dont you wank again and this time cum all over my face

Dave: OK sure

ugh ugh ugh ugh

Hayley wipes the cum off her face and eats it and then heads out for a night on the town in her fuck-me-boots.

See fuck, me, boots, sex, sluts, uni

6.

the fucking slutty name for leather knee-high boots. girls who wear knee high boots dont necesarily want to be fucked they just like to wear them

guy-'shes wearing fuck me boots im gonna get laid for sure'

girl overhears-'fuck off u arrogant pig'

See poo, wee, fuck, shit, piss, cunt, ass

7.

boots that are way to high and extreamly thin that give the "impression" that they want u to fuck them. Shoes that r way to thin to even walk in.

omg i think i want to wear my fuck me boots!! I might get lucky!!

See koala


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