What is Fuck My Pancakes?
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When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.
(On the phone)
Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.
Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?
Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!
Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)
Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?
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