Fuck My Pancakes

What is Fuck My Pancakes?

1.

When someone ruins an opportunity for you. Destroying an otherwise fun time, wrecking your good mood.

(On the phone)

Juanito: So yeah baby, it was great seeing you last night.

Her: Yeah it really was. Maybe you can come over to my place tomorrow night?

Mom: Isaac! You left your shit-streaked boxers on the bathroom floor again!

Her: Then again, maybe not. I'm kinda busy tomorrow. (Click.)

Juanito: Mom! Why did you have to go fuck my pancakes like that?

See ruin, devastate, fuck over, wreck, destroy

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