Fuck Ton

What is Fuck Ton?


1.

1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.

2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'

There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State

See cojack

2.

A great amount of something.

Lets go to the Waffle house and get a fuck ton of hash browns.

3.

Anything that is in great amount

I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer

See lots, overflow, small, nothing

4.

1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.

2.A LOT of something

1.How many bad guys are there?

A fuck ton

2.Thats a fuck ton of shit

See Shifty

5.

Two handfuls of substance

Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a fuck ton of ketchup."

Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).

See ass load, ton, handful, massive, tiny

6.

An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.

6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz

3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton

"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"

*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.

See thugonomics, centimeter, ton, fuck

7.

37 gigabytes. If not applicable to data, the smallest unit of something is determined as a bit. e.g. A Fuck Ton of ants; one ant would be a bit. Eight bits to a byte, so on and so forth. That's a lot of ants.

That's a fuck ton of lasagna!

See shit ton, shit load, crap load, crap ton, fuck load


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