What is Fuck Ton?
1.
1) An unimaginable amount of something; so much of an object, item, or substance that it is immeasurable.
2) A lot more than an 'Ass Load' or 'Shit Ton'
There are an assload of cum sluts at Pitt University, but a fuck ton go to Florida State
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2.
A great amount of something.
Lets go to the Waffle house and get a fuck ton of hash browns.
3.
Anything that is in great amount
I got paid yesterday so I'm going out to buy a fuck ton of beer
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4.
1.A percise measurement of something. Can be used for any substance, but is often used to describe something in a video game.
2.A LOT of something
1.How many bad guys are there?
A fuck ton
2.Thats a fuck ton of shit
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5.
Two handfuls of substance
Customer: "Hey dude, can I get a fuck ton of ketchup."
Employee: "Sure, here you go." (hands customer two handfuls of ketchup).
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6.
An urban unit of measurement to describe a large amount of an item.
6 metric tons = 2 ghetto bootayz
3 Ghetto bootayz = 1 fuck ton
"Yo der was uh Fuck Ton uh bitches down at da club last turrrrrrzday*!"
*Turrrrrrrzday- the day between wednesday and thursday; when the cash money is dueeee, son.
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7.
37 gigabytes. If not applicable to data, the smallest unit of something is determined as a bit. e.g. A Fuck Ton of ants; one ant would be a bit. Eight bits to a byte, so on and so forth. That's a lot of ants.
That's a fuck ton of lasagna!
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