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Being extra krunk, krunked unlimited.
"dude last night, I was fuckin' krunklestilskin"..
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the most un-holy of all sex positions. resembling a 2 person dog pile. Its like a horizontal game of twister where the dots are arranged..
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To use your sofa or other upholstered furniture as a masturbation tool.
I can't walk into an Ikea without getting a major boner. ..